7.09.2009

Fuck Your Car

well- at least that's what good 'ol el jefe thinks...

Get Money, Series #1

let the propaganda begin...
this is example #1 - there are around 23 if i remember correctly...

7.08.2009

Picaresque

Scotty sent this to me. I have a b-day party to attend, so I will not be going.

Thanks Jared!

Feel free to send cool shit, hate mail, death threats, and envelopes full of anthrax to svrfandestroy@gmail.com

On Rail

Fuuuuuuuck. I want to surf.

BODYSVRF 3

Justin Reynolds has a photo of Spot X in the new Bodysurf digital zine.

7.05.2009

love this country

Totally Necessary

waves are picking up.

get motivated...

The cutty at the 27 sec mark is ill.




I talked to Travis Karian the other day and he said he might have some fresh footage for us to post. Keep your eyes peeled.

proper noise crowd

gotta find a new band to jock...

7.04.2009

Happy 4th of July

<3 Champion

7.03.2009

Pierrewood!

Tonight is the first night back for every ones new favorite dodger, Manny Ramirez. Personally I have mixed feelings about the man. Yes in the bottom of the ninth inning and the dodgers losing i would rather see Manny walking to the plate than Juan Pierre but...

Is it not hypocritical of dodger fans though to cheer for a man who used steroids, and despise an entire franchise and fan base based on their left fielder doing the same thing? Giants fans stood behind Barry Bonds through accusations of Steroid use and i understand the majority of dodger fans will be doing the same thing for Manny. I have been in the left field pavillion at the ravine when Bonds was playing and i have never heard louder Boo's. A couple guys even made a giant syringe and were taunting Bonds the whole game. Don't get the wrong idea, i hate the Giants just as much as the Dodger fan next to me with face tattoos but I'm confused. Manny Ramirez doesn't give a shit if hes wearing a Dodger's uniform, a Red Sox uniform or a Yankee's uniform. He'll play for whoever will pay him the most money, for now he'll take $45 million from Frank Mccourt. Despite not getting paid while being suspended, Manny will still make close to $38 Million. On the other hand we have Juan Pierre, a player who cares about the game. Pierre also currently has the 2nd most steals among active players, and recorded over 200 hits in a season while with the Marlins. Juan Pierre's numbers may not compare to Mannys monster numbers but get fucking real with me here.This will help those of you on the fence: On May 9, 2006, Pierre robbed Barry Bonds of a career 714th home run, which would have tied Bonds with Babe Ruth for second on the all-time list, by catching the ball as it topped the fence. Jay-Z is down with JP and refers to him in one of his songs, and Pierre has the smallest head in the MLB (5 1/4) You choose: (Look at that stache on JP though)

7.02.2009

Murder Treats!!!

Danimal is Engaged, fucking mental(congrats)... The other day we were talking about guns and this video reminded me of our conversation!

All i can say is that when he has kids i hope the family outings are something like this

enjoy!

Waves fucking suck right now




The matunas rep is weird as fuck and really persistent and pushy. had to straight up tell him his wax sucks and we will never carry it at the shop.

7.01.2009

Paul Di'Anno


during their punk > metal transformation...

Attitude

"Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude."


6.30.2009

erBB Banter














Lots of discussion going on the erBB.

Kooks (mainly SUP) in the lineup? What's a guy to do?

"#1 reason why crowds/SUPs/longboards/kooks are completely out of hand. Kicking a (yuppie) stranger's ass in a litigious society can be cripplingly expensive. Bluff calling and serious rule enforcement can generally only be conducted by people with nothing to lose. "

Discuss.

6.29.2009

Scott Vogel For President

Scott Vogel is the definition of hardcore. Dude has been living and breathing hardcore since before i was born, and still is to this day.
He's been the front man of some of the best hardcore acts to date, including Slugfest, Despair, Buried Alive, and now Terror. If you've ever had the opportunity to see any of these bands live- you know e x a c t l y how intense Scott can get. Dude LOVES stagedives- like fucking obsessed styles. If you don't have any idea who i am talking about, click some of the above band names to watch some quick youtube footage to get a mental picture of what i'm talking about. But the main thing he loves- Vogelisms; terms and phrases you can expect to hear Scott say at every show before every song and every breakdown. You know, shit like...

"Come up and sing the fuckin words! And if you don't know em, i wanna see every motherfucker doing stagedives!"

-or-

"Maximum output! Activate the pit!"

-or-

"Soundguy, can I get more stagedives in the monitors please?"

-or-

"Kill motherfuckers."

-or-

"Everyone shouts out to the edge kids- here's one for those who aren't. I'd go see Judge with beer on my breath and a joint in my pocket"

-or-

"More stagedives! More stagedives! I need everyone up here (picks up gum off stage) Whoevers gum this is, I need them up here too!"

-and my personal favorite-

"Who cares if youre Christian?!"


I could literally go on forever- vogelism after vogelism... But i don't need to- check Vogelisms Website. Just click refresh after you read, to get yet another tidbit of inspiration. Seriously, there are some fucking gems on there- some got me laughing out loud ("Grab your dicks, rub your pussies, and fuck this place up" -&- "Stop talking, there is no talking at terror shows, only silence. Silence and stagedives")

Here's a video of Scott introducing his stagedive trampoline at a show in houston.. The forth or fifth dude (@55sec), had to have died.

Gnarly

Murder Treats...


I know we support Vans as a crew but this video presents some great skate porn...

enjoy

Dave Turned 40

This is what he got. Giant stickers from his friends. Yes, custom stickers on both sides and the back.

6.27.2009

me and ill behavior at work (kinda)


I took this snap of andy b (of ill behavior) while we were on the clock for vans. sums up how serious the dream team is about their work. where the fucks our free money checks danimal?

TNT

THEN... & ...NOW

Jlay wears our fav Vans tee

DUDE SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

6.26.2009

Enough with MJ...

...Lets get back to CJ.
well done GnarshireNigel. welllllll done.

6.25.2009

my respects


fool probaly died moon walking on a 5 year olds balloon knot

MJ

What's with all these half assed posts!? Let's at least get some videos on here and pay some respects to quite possibly the greatest entertainer of all time!



Rest in peace Michael you will be missed!

RIP



Peace out MJ

Murder Treats...

These guys are pretty awesome...

enjoy!

Too much energy

SVRF & DESTROY ANNIHILATE


6.24.2009

Is that a corn dog?

hahaha watch this fucking video and laugh like a bastard at this dipshit of a kid. pulls a corndog out of his backpack and starts grubbing. Does a cig/bowl/whipit/drink to epic puke combo.This dude ACTUALLY exists.

This video came from www.thebeachgoth.blogspot.com which is pretty much the funniest god damn thing i've read in awhile. mole rips and hating on stupid shit pretty much sums this blog up.

Some copy and pasted goth thoughts -
"i hate blogging
fuck i had no idea what i was getting into when i started this blog
now i got all you fags fucking saying
goth what the fuck when is the next post
and i say pull your pants up, quit beating off to porn, get off your computer and go
get money
get pitted
blow tail
rail molly
and fuck bitchs
like i have been doing"

"Fuck Australians
so fucking over ozzies
lamest partyiers
ooohh we drink hard mate
sick cunt
oooowwwiieeeee owwwieeeee
i proved this past weekend at coachhella

i can pick an aussie out from a mile away
gay fashion tank tops and over grown manes
fuck even a group were wearing union jack hats
called them a bunch of english fags
they were like were ozzzie
i said fuck even worse you fags talk like english and are dumber than dirt
go back to your stupid kangorooo vermit infested rock
bunch of reject english criminals, just a bunch of prison cell buttt buddies
and remember how bad we fucked up the english in the war of independence
aussies they party gay and loud
pimp chicks with their stupid ancents
you dont see me cruising to austrialia
like i give a fuck about the opposite side of the world
stay on your own hemisphere"

"god damn i miss isla vista
it will never be the same
when i was up there
all i did was party, surf, finger bang hotties and win national championships"

Really Trying to Make a Point Here

CF fs air over a speedbump. This photo makes me want to ditch work and go surf. You guys reaaaally need to waste time on the erBB.

The Evil Twin Part Deux

EC doesn't elaborate much on the shots he sends me. This particular email had these attached and said:

"from stock to siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick"




































6.23.2009

Christian Fletcher

If the video is fucked, follow the link.

Murder Treats...

If you dudes love animation as much as I do then you will cream your pants over this shit...

enjoy!

ps this game is going to rule also!

http://www.thebeatlesrockband.com/cinematic.php

6.22.2009

New EC Lams


















6.21.2009

new shit

tripped out tiger tail




9'6 poopordie pistolero model
check em' out at Kanvas by Katin

I found my new best friend

His name is Danno- And he runs the most epic blog ever, its called Dungeon of Doom. Danno gives thee most epic album reviews of all time. I posted an example below...I caught myself laughing out loud over 10 times. Danno, lets drink some blood, smoke weed, and listen to slayer together- no one else around these parts will ever join me :'(

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Smoke Crack. Worship Satan

"Asking me to make a "greatest metal albums" list would be like asking me to list my favorite times jerking off.

in short, they all mean something special to me, but there are those that just stand out.

heres my top 25.(im gonna keep it to one album per band, or else itd be a top 100, and who has that much time?)


1.Slayer- Show no Mercy- There is not one thing wrong with his album, it is pure true poser disposing thrash metal. every song makes me want to fuck goats in the ass while drinking the blood of newborns. if this album is not in your top 10 of all time, i dont care about your musical opinion.

2.Iron Maiden- Number of the beast- another perfect album, i bought this album when i was 12 years old in las vegas. i had to hide it from my dad because he would have probably yelled at me.

3. Carnivore- Carnivore- If the apocalypse had a soudtrack, boy would it sound deathly similar to this. bone crushing nuclear riffing and terrifying vox.

4. Metallica- Ride the Lightning- The formula actually made sense, cliff was playing bass, and i was circle pitting in my bedroom, riff mania.

5. Death-Human- probably one of my most frequently listened to albums. Right in the mature stages of chucks vocals without sounding sloppy. it all went downhill from here. (Individual thought patterns was up there next to it on the plateau, chucks voice just got kind of annoying after)

6. Black Sabbath-Master of Reality- NOBODY. Will ever recreate the tone found on this album. NOBODY. perfect from start to finish and probably the single best album to be high during on the face of the earth.

7. Sepultura- Schizophrenia- Definition of quality thrash metal. Brazil For the win.

8. Mercyful Fate- The Oath- Who hasnt spent hours in the shower trying to hit every octave that king diamond can hit? well, i have. Great Riffs, phenomenal vocals.

9. Kreator- Pleasure To Kill- Easily the best of the kreator albums, and im happy to say that unlike many long term metal bands, kreator has always kept it metal. Listen to riot of violence and tell me this album isnt great just for having this song.

10. Venom- WELCOME TO HELL- Trying to pick a favorite venom album is the task of a lifetime. I choose this because of consistency, black metal loses me after "buried alive" and "teachers pet". or else id pick that, then at war with satan.

11. Lawnmower Deth- OOH Crikey...- Goofy, fun, catchy, and Full of thrash, entertaining and heavy. england did a few things right. MAIM MOWER MAIM.

12. Judas Preist- Screaming For vengeance- i went through a very awkward phase when "turbo" was my favorite priest album. i dont talk about that time in my life.

13. MOD-USA FOR MOD- album runs rings around anything else billy milano did. touching on subjects about AIDS, DIO, And Fat chicks in spandex, whats not to like (besides surfing mod...yikes)

14. Nuclear Assault- Handle With Care- CRITICAL FUCKING MASS. i cant count the number of times ive punched my rear view mirror while listening to this in my truck. album is fast, riffy and ferocious.

15. Anthrax- Among The Living- while i was never a huge fan of belladonna (or bush) YOU HAVE TO RESPECT ANTHRAX, high quality thrashing.

16.Exodus- Bonded By Blood- BALOFF IS THE ONLY SINGER THAT THIS BAND MATTERED WITH, with that out of the way, a pure rollercoaster into the pits of thrash land thats loops and loops with riffs that will make you puke from the intensity. put on your seatbelt posers.

17.Napalm Death- Harmony Corruption- The heaviest and Best "barney era" napalm death album. what would you do as a singer if you ran out of lyrics? ill tell you what barney'd do, hed yeall RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

18. Motorhead- Rock and Roll- Another hard to pick favorite, but solid all the way through. Lemmy had me at " you wanna see my bacon torpedo"

19. Armored Saint- "march of the saint"- the fencewalker of the picket between glam and true metal. this album should be in metals "required texts for riff writing". SO GODDAMN CATCHY.

20. Hellhammer- Apocalyptic Raids- IF i were burning in hell on top of a moated plateau of human remains and being tortured by midget zombie demons with pitchforks, i assure you, this album would be playing in hells PA system. agonizing and heavy.

21. Death Angel- The Ultra Violence- its fast, its catchy, its a rifftionary and the best part, A GROUP OF TEENAGERS DID IT BETTER THAN MOST OF THE HEAVYWEIGHTS. a classic case of the youth bringing credibility to metal.

22. Obituary- Cause OF Death- There is probably not a heavier death metal album. i once jumped off of a 20 foot balcony (wasted) when i heard them play the intro to TURNED INSIDE OUT. it would rank higher if they kept the songs shorter and stopped playing the same riff to death. Perfect vocals

23. Darkthrone- A Blaze in the northern sky- Not much black metal makes it into my all time, but this album is yet another fencewalker that chose the riffy and heavy side of the spectrum.

24. Burzum-Filosofem- An album that showcases its true evil through a luctuation of double picking and reepy dungeon synths. this is an album you can have sex to and the girl wont bitch because of its eery ambience.

25. DRI- Thrash Zone- not the best release, but the funnest- LIKE A WILD INDIAN FROM OUTER SPACE, DRUNK AND, HIGH ON WEEEEEEEED



Honorable Mentions:

Gwar- Hell-o
Autopsy- Mental Funeral
Massacre- From Beyond
MAyhem-Deathcrush
Bathory-Blood Fire DEath
The Accused- The return of Martha Splatterhead
Cancer-Death Shall Rise
Cryptic Slaughter- Convicted
DiamondHead- Lightning to the Nations
Sodom-Agent Orange
Tankard- Zombie Attack
Wheremacht- Shark Attack
Spazztic Blurr- s/t




i could go on, but im tired. agree with me, argue with me, go to hell.


666"

EC x Randy Noborikawa

A few more gems for ya to ponder.

5'4" Fantom of the Agua "Frida Fang Tail" 20.5" x 2.5" Functional Art - SOLD



















"Evil Twin" headed for the glass shop then to an art show. $2,400 email ecfoam@aol.com if you are interested. Comes with hand foiled marine ply bat-tail keels to match the tail.

6.20.2009

NOT OF THIS WORLD

AND NO! we are definitely not referring to the outlandish christian company with their stickers plastered on any and every SUV here in OC.

This whole subject came about while driving around after a surf danimal and i had last week. Danimal looked to me and said "Dude, that shit is ridiculous...Satan's not of this world either...Soooo..?" Which brings me to my next point...

I DEFINITELY know that Glenn is not a christian, NOR does he appreciate the Lord. This came out in 1988- while 'NOTW' came out in like '06?



So next time you see a 'NOTW' sticker, just remember that they're referring to this epic track Glenn and fiends released in '88- Not God (whether they realize it, or not).

downhill

zombies

Jah Rasta Diamond Sled

9'4" X 23" X 3" Diamond Sled by Eric Christenson.

The perfect board for a paddle across the border with a duffle bag of hippy lettuce.

Dodgers Vs. Angels

Recap of last nights Dodger vs Angel game:

Thanks to the big gays super mellow policy about being able to go anywhere in the park i was able to get behind the dodger dugout two hours early. I came prepared and got three balls autographed by Matt Kemp, Russell Martin and Clayton Kershaw. It was super rad being able to see the dodgers take batting practice up close. Heres a picture of two of the balls. The Russel Martin ball is at my lady friends.



I sat in front of a huge Latino fool with an LA Tattoo on the back of his head, i'm sure you dodger fans know who i am talking about. His name is Johnny and he runs a ticket agency or something. The fact i had a 300 pound latino dude with an LA Tattoo "getting my back" as he said, granted me immunity to talk shit to any angel fan. This was a very empowering feeling and i used it to my advantage. Anyways around the 7th inning Johnny was getting cuffed for fighting an angel fan. Best dude. Even though we lost the angels still suck. I don't want to hear it about the loss dude.economy.

Miniramps + Booze

are fun till you fracture your ankle..
(photo:YO)

6.19.2009

I WANT A MANCAVE...

...But until i can find a space and the cool shit to add everywhere- i'd just like to live in Scotty's mancave, its epic.

I am a fan...

enjoy!

6.18.2009

not your dads marijuana

This video is pretty damn ridiculous, Illinois Law Enforcement just realized that herb has become so dank it produces a zombie like state, and now sales for the same price as Crack Cocaine.  They figure if its bringing in as much money as crack you should be punished on the same scale . . . . Ohhhh Okay, I get it.

Black Label

"god save the label" teaser

super sick

peep Long Beach State in one of the ending clips...I know I always check that kink rail at the pyramid, well I think it has finally been handled:)

http://www.radcollector.com/news/2009/06/16/black-label-god-save-the-label-teaser/